“It hurt itself in its confusion!”

Average Southwest flight experience

Those are world class boobs!

Inb4 “whoops, the money is gone!”

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. /s

What a deep cut lol

So he’s a gay, incestuous fish?

Lately, I have been using a ‘night sky’ projector, on a timer, paired with a Bluetooth speaker playing DS9 promenade ambience. Sometimes, I try Subnautica ambience, but I require white noise of some kind. Very magical and it’s kind of hard to sleep without it now

I’m excited to see the next gaffe the VP comes up with!

My only regret…is not posting this comment myself 🥲

Quality shitpost!

Hi!

Bojack horseman and lower decks

I’ll look into this! I also love Subnautica

goes back to lurking in the shadows

One time, I got a job at a large, chain electronics store as a warehouse associate. They already had a guy there named Tim, but they immediately decided that they liked me more than him, and renamed that Tim (that worked there for 2 years) to “Other Tim.”

You win the award for being the dumbest fucking Lemmy user. Congratulations!

Unconditional love and support

George got what he wanted: wealth and fame. Maybe someone should suggest he finish his popular book series before he dies

I really miss choco tacos 😭