“for the children” has always been a bullshit flag and it always will be.

There is none. You get used to it.

The only thing Schumer is good for these days is holding down an armchair in a retirement home. That old bastard needs to be primaried

Good. That’s the point.

Oh goodie, Roadkill Fucking Kennedy is deciding what poor people can and can’t drink.

What did they do, beat him with a clue-by-four until he understood the message?

Nothing says “I’m a greedy whiny bitch” like complaining about a 3.6% dip in profits.

There is no spoon.

You’ve heard of skid marks, but watch out! Here comes dirt racetrack!

Oh boy more anti-intellectual culture war bullshit. I sure do love living in America.

Sounds like something a terrorist would say.

I tried reverse image searching this and came up with just Reddit and the same pic with no info.

No waste, fraud, or abuse here. No siree.

It’s a dictator thing regardless of alleged political ideology.

I’ll say it until I’m dead: fines need to be calculated by income and net worth, increasing exponentially. The only way for a fine to act as a deterrent is for it to cost more relative to a person or company’s ability to pay it.

Not even that - a wooden nightstand is much lighter than a stack of cinder blocks. If you kick a nightstand hard enough, it’ll hurt like hell but the table will move. The bricks will not.

That’s now considered socialist and/or weak by these people. Not my words, they’ve says this to their own pastors. They’re not Christians in anything but name and self-delusionment.

Oh yeah, that one’s a classic lol

It varies, but is usually stars. A newer one uses shields.

Government: Oh we’re not gonna help you afford all those kids. That’s commie shit.