I have that exact same jar. It’s perfect for my ground saffron.

Thanks, Nintendo.

They’re doing their own research, with blackjack and hookers.

Shit. Things are moving so quickly these days. Did I miss the formation of Iranland?

Schrodinger’s department.

No, no, you misunderstood. They’re not saying it’s “making US money,” they’re saying it’s “making us money.”

I miss the days when the Onion was satire. I used to laugh at their articles, now it invokes only despair. 😞

Awesome game with absolute dog shit ship-to-ship fighting mechanics.

This is unbelievable. I’m absolutely devastated. Malone is an excellent coach and was the heart and soul of the Denver Nuggets. I don’t understand this move at all. Seems like a power move by Josh Kroenke. Stupid, stupid move!

This is unbelievable. I’m absolutely devastated. Malone is an excellent coach and was the heart and soul of the Denver Nuggets. I don’t understand this move at all. Seems like a power move by Josh Kroenke. Stupid, stupid move!

The video is absolutely horrific. Unbelievable that evidence like this exists and people just go on with the status quo.

God this movie hit the nail on the head SO many times!

Hooray!! We’ve been liberated from our retirement earnings!

This man has always been on the right side of history!!

He’s no Miles Davis, that’s for sure.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Actually, forget that last part.

Clearly suffering from bloodclot, mon.

Doesn’t align with the lining of their pockets.

War crimes!!