Imagine being the downstairs neighbour looking out your window and a giant pair of gruds drops down infront of you and blots put the sun

“I used my position of extreme privilege to blow smoke up everyone’s ass about ‘empowerment’ and promote myself on an incredibly wasteful 11 minute holiday. Somehow it was poorly received”

It was not randomly, there was a reason, but I refuse to elaborate.

Because I hate you.

Surely it would be easier to break the door panel off instead. Could probably just pull it off with your hands

Imperial Guard E4. STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Ah yes, those unqualified drivers that are being hired as professional truck drivers. It’s their lack of English skills that are the problem.

How was their totally legitimate and law abiding employer supposed to know about their lack of ability or driving licence? They are the real victims here, being forced to hire them and all.

It was only able to post a $409 million profit in the quarter thanks to the sale of $595 million worth of regulatory credits to other automakers.

But if the Trump administration gets its way, the company can kiss those regulatory credits keeping it in the black goodbye, too.

Bwahahaha.

Now do ones with PARDONED across the top

“no no no, I cut OBAMAcare”

STOP! Hammer Car

With an NCAP safety rating of -43%, you really will want this car to stop.

There isn’t already?!?!

Rubble and Crew building two car washes because the mayors bike was dirty:

Nothing worse in an RPG than building yourself up into an unstoppable beast only for every stick brandishing bandit and feral dog to be juiced up to the eyeballs when you fight them, taking your god strength blows to the face with not even a flinch.

Going we’re where road, need don’t. We roads.

So many crisis actors. It must have cost Biden a fortune.

Because he’s a fucking moron with a limited vocabulary.

Count BinFace is the only man I trust with this country’s future.

Isn’t this a screenshot from a “backrooms” game?

Russian conscripts turning up with AJ-47s ordered from XYZZY on Amazon.

Amazing game.

If you get the chance then make yourself a Lunk with no intelligence. It’s almost a different game. The main story plays out with the main characters moving it along out of pity for you.