I’m sorry for being a lot of people and I’m not sure if it’s something else to do with myself.

I sneeze multiple times when I become aroused and I have yet to encounter anyone else this happens to.

Going to Hell is getting off too easy for these people. Jfc. I want to fucking scream at the top of my lungs.

Once or twice a night she’d pop into my room, make sure I was good, then head back to the couch with my mom. I miss you so much girl. Visit me whenever you want.

People stop at 2?

You mean it isn’t universal naming convention?

This one hurts. The potential was there, the visuals were genuinely incredible, the acting was solid, and I remember liking the music. But the writing was atrocious. It was like they went with the first draft. And also they piled on all those stupid prequel tropes like: “Hey, wouldn’t it be cool to find out how this iconic character got their NAME!”

There’s absolutely no way this bloated skin sack lives another 3 years.

I keep meaning to interact on here more and actually post stuff, but then don’t. This is almost exactly how my relationships with people IRL are. So… a little bit, yeah.

Totally agreed. When typing that comment I was trying to think of any other remakes that do that too. Zach Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead comes to mind, but I’m sure there are better examples.

Suspiria is great! I also recommend the remake.

Luckily we still have niche ones.

“The front fell off”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

Why Putin seems to be so good at doing that is anyone’s guess.

Because he’s been Trump’s boss for years.

Washington, Washington

Six-foot-twenty, fucking killing for fun

There’s absolutely no way he lives to 2028.

That was really peaceful, I enjoyed that a lot.

Can someone explain the purpose of the syphon?

Psssh, next you’ll tell me people aren’t saying “hail to the king, baby”?

Another comment here is about Last Action Hero so I think they just responded to the wrong comment.