Sorry, it’s safest to just immediately deport Trump

He always looks like he’s jacking off two dudes, I guess 8 billion isn’t too far out of the question.

Exactly the sort of news we need to let us ignore all the shitty news lately!

Me using autopay on my bills and autoinvest on my 401k

Trump administration attempting a bold strategy of reducing unemployment by raising it.

Get this man a promotion!

What exactly do you do?

That’s just how they find out who’s dedicated

The $11 you’ll get for dismantling the government, of course!