Not Ratthew?

Slow news day.

Fucking Doritos, clearly.

Where ceiling?

Unsure if informational or dick-riding.

Upvote for the Better Call Saul reference

Mlem is the Real Deal.

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Strangely, I had just saw this episode of the Simpsons where he had a booth at some convention.

One of those little strawberry candies.

Translation: Anyone else trying to cope being 30+?

Will it restore the ability to install Linux on it again?

You can game “now” ? 🤨

I’m too old for these YouTube nerds.

Is that why they shut down the Yeezy shop?

Paid subreddits lmfao

I’m sure they have a rock solid plan to send out more donation emails.

An MS Rendition of Salvador Dalí’s The Persistence of Memory

I’d pledge allegiance to The Compaq States of Presario

Hot Take or something, but worth is not a constant.

You can be ain’t-shit and become great. And sadly, vice versa.

Take some accountability and strive to always be better.