transcription: your an independent woman? can i still do your laundry, sweep your floors, and massage your feet whenever you need?
Only if we cuddle after
deal :3
i wanna swap places im this case, ill do all that and you just rest nyah
take turns?
nono, id prefer to do all of this for u nyah
Cuddles and content binging are mandatory requirements for the job. C’mere, we’re watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and eating cheez-its!
okay but can we go back and watch some of the missing stories from the original?
Thats my plan! (Im actually about to finish FMA:B and was planning to do that. I watched up to the fifth lab of the original before stopping and moving on the Brotherhood, years ago)
you’ll do my laundry? didn’t you just ask me for help doing yours? 🤔
edit: also, the floors are as nasty as they’ve ever been X3
shhhhh, lets not bring facts and logic into this…
how much does this service cost? I’d have time for a second job for sure…
the only payment i require is your smile <3 (also some food and cuddles and weed would be nice)
No girl, you also require a decent payment. Because you deserve to live a good life. You should join a union and demand a living wage from your sugar mommy and if they won’t listen to your demands enough, you should go on a strike.
but then I would have to ask for things I want and that sounds scary
Asking for things alone can be scary, that’s why you need a union, so you don’t have to negotiate alone.
Wise words, Sugar Babies Local 42069 is a great union.
🤔 you are a firm negotiator
But her feet might be super duper smelly after a long day. :(
Even better?
Of course it’s better but shhhh. You can’t say that. This is like rape fantasy or CNC as they say right?
You know, some of us actually are capable of asking for what we want.
I mean I do like a good struggle, but you shouldn’t just assume 😅
