LOWELL, MA—Doing her best to follow her therapist’s advice for dealing with stressful situations, area woman Holly Debling reportedly reminded herself Tuesday not to catastrophize after she spotted four skeletal horsemen on the horizon. “Okay, Holly, remember: Just because a great trumpet has sounded at the arrival of four unearthly riders, that doesn’t necessarily mean […]
No, and I don’t think Death should really be named “Death.”
They all end up with death.
You either die to things that normally kill you (old age, falling off a cliff, etc), die of hunger, die of disease, or die in war.
So his name should really be “Mortality”.
Edit: or “Morty” for short?
You son of a bitch, I’m in